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   messageicon A liar takes forever to explain a simple answer...
←Rate | 09-23-2012 14:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope there comes a day when cancer is just a zodiac sign
←Rate | 06-27-2012 12:45 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My sex life is like a Ferrari.. I don't have a Ferrari
←Rate | 08-14-2012 15:29 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.
←Rate | 07-11-2012 17:28 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


   messageicon The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer.
←Rate | 12-17-2012 15:15 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life is like a romantic comedy expect there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes
←Rate | 10-30-2013 15:57 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


   messageicon I wish a girl with fake eyebrows would argue with me, I would lick my Thumb so Fast!
←Rate | 05-27-2013 11:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it.
←Rate | 09-06-2012 13:56 by Jackoo Comments (4)  


   messageicon Have you ever noticed people who work in designer stores have attitudes like they can afford to not work in a store?
←Rate | 11-18-2013 13:13 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Respect for women, starts with your mother
←Rate | 09-22-2012 16:38 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb
←Rate | 11-25-2012 15:38 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're 15 years old. You smoke. You're not a virgin and you wear more make-up than you do clothes. You have a bright future ahead of you.
←Rate | 04-16-2013 13:31 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1992: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook and Instagram
←Rate | 12-03-2012 16:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists up there waiting for you.
←Rate | 03-04-2013 16:19 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon One man's hoe is probably another man's hoe too.
←Rate | 11-12-2012 15:18 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one is being forced to read my posts, unfriend me or I'll block you at the slightest hint of dissatisfaction. I'm helpful like that
←Rate | 12-01-2013 17:33 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why be fake when being real takes no effort at all?
←Rate | 06-12-2012 17:02 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing more awkward then being 10 minutes into a porno and realizing there's no girls in it...
←Rate | 08-09-2012 18:36 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kate is officially a milf
←Rate | 07-22-2013 16:28 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone won't lift a finger to call you, see you or spend time with you then it's time for you to lift five fingers and wave goodbye
←Rate | 12-19-2012 16:35 by Jackoo Comments (0)  




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