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   messageicon I used to have a job where I crushed aluminum cans all day. worst job ever....soda pressing.
←Rate | 10-08-2011 22:22 by your mom Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear boys, the whole 'speed-by-girls-in-my-noisy-truck-and-impress-them' doesn't really work...but, then again you probably didn't need to hear that from me did you?
←Rate | 08-05-2011 01:01 by your mom Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not to sound like an old maid, but why do people think they need to be in a relationship to be happy? Those who can stand on their own two feet are the ones that I admire most. Be strong and independent. Have patience and love will come.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 00:59 by your mom Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're more shallow than a kiddie pool.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 00:52 by your mom Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take a hint: you don't look cool peeling out of a parking lot. You aren't a professional drag racer and it's f'n annoying. Now go buy some new tires.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 00:50 by your mom Comments (0)  



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