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   messageicon blames everyone for his problems."Except Shaggy, because we all know it wasn't him".
←Rate | 10-09-2012 20:18 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Honey Boo Boo's mother has a boyfriend and you're single. Just let that sink in..
←Rate | 10-02-2012 09:34 by vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon somewhere two dudes just ordered mochas from Starbucks and are calling them "brochas" and high fiving
←Rate | 09-02-2012 12:54 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 00:28 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon going to watch the Mars Rover landing tonigt just to find out if chicks really have 3 boobs there.
←Rate | 08-05-2012 19:21 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh christ it's Olympic Soccer. If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd take some of my single friends to the bar.
←Rate | 08-02-2012 03:42 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if anyone's ever gotten someone to do heroin by doing "heeeere comes the airplane!" with the spoon
←Rate | 07-20-2012 01:03 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon just heard Anderson Cooper announced he's gay. Don't worry ladies, you still have a shot at Lou Dobbs.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 13:35 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh great it's Summer...that means hearing about tomatoes for 3 freakin' months!
←Rate | 06-23-2012 23:00 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon doesn't really understand the big deal about walking a tightrope across Niagara Falls. I've been married for 14 years, try walking that tightrope Wallenda!
←Rate | 06-15-2012 18:35 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Am I the only one when they heard about the hand & foot delivered to Ottawa I thought " that's sick!" But when the other set arrived in Vancouver 10 days later I thought "Wow, Canada Post Sucks!"
←Rate | 06-07-2012 23:19 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went into my laundry room this morning where I have 4 bins segregated into Whites, Colours, Blacks, and Tans. Come on Whirlpool! Can't we live in a world where all laundry is created equal?
←Rate | 03-28-2012 12:26 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon can't figure out if that kid on American Idol is Milli or Vanilli?
←Rate | 03-15-2012 00:04 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon a lot of the ladies at the office have choose to dress Slutty for International Women's Day...that's what I believed anyway.
←Rate | 03-08-2012 08:04 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching American Idol and I was really hoping that first girl could sing.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 23:23 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon wonders if there is a connection beween Jennifer Hudson's Weight loss & Hostess filing Chapter 11
←Rate | 01-16-2012 20:59 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Flash Mob. My Place....bring Wrapping paper!
←Rate | 12-23-2011 06:23 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tiger finished Yesterday with a 69. There has got to be a joke in there somewhere.
←Rate | 12-05-2011 08:07 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon hears Gold dropped 104.00 per ounce today...let's start working on the economic bail-out package for Mr. T.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 23:18 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon heard in the news today that Ecstasy is being used to combat cancer. I'm not sure if the researchers testing this have ever done Ecstasy before, but if you get the right hit of E and you will forget that you have anything wrong with you.
←Rate | 08-20-2011 01:25 by Vybe Comments (0)  


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