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   messageicon I took two stuffed dogs I had onto the Antiques Roadshow..."Ooh," Said the presenter, "This is a very rare breed, do you have any idea what they'd fetch if they were in good condition?"...."Sticks?" I replied.
←Rate | 07-25-2012 06:47 by Vimvanvos Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dad worked on the roadwork?s for twenty years before he got fired for stealing! At first I didn't believe it... but when I got home all the signs were there
←Rate | 07-25-2012 06:46 by Vimvanvos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got this text message, not sure if it's spam:"Congratulations! You have won A £50 of shopping vouchers or a night at an Elvis Presley tribute act. To claim your prize, press 1 for the money, 2 for the show..."
←Rate | 07-21-2012 05:00 by vimvanvos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bill the serial flasher was thinking of retiring, but he's decided he's gonna stick it out for another year.
←Rate | 07-21-2012 04:58 by vimvanvos Comments (0)  


   messageicon got sacked from my job as a bingo caller last night. Apparently "A meal for two with a hairy view" is an unacceptable way to describe the number 69...
←Rate | 07-20-2012 07:26 by Vimvanvos Comments (0)  


   messageicon found it really hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey, but I've turned myself around, and I guess that's what it's all about....
←Rate | 07-20-2012 07:22 by Vimvanvos Comments (0)  



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