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   messageicon Awaiting Mitt Romney news conference where he'll say Trump's prints were found on newly-discovered OJ Simpson knife....
←Rate | 03-04-2016 16:02 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why can't we $hit like dogs, I'm tired of wiping my @ss......
←Rate | 08-17-2015 19:02 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes I do FB with my 3D glasses on... It's almost like you guys are right here with me!!
←Rate | 07-24-2015 17:33 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I blame Subway!! The kids had a better chance of outrunning Jared when he was fat......
←Rate | 07-07-2015 18:41 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just got kicked out of Subway for asking if I could get a footlong Spicy Italian in my Kids Meal....
←Rate | 07-07-2015 17:48 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't care about gay marriage or the confederate flag. I care about Beer.... Is it 5 o'clock yet?
←Rate | 06-26-2015 15:25 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon If time is money.... Facebook owes me like...27 billion dollars...
←Rate | 04-14-2015 19:14 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday the 13th might be an unlucky day, but when you live in the land of bacon, badasses and bald eagles, every day is a lucky day....... ‪#‎America‬
←Rate | 03-13-2015 09:57 by sully Comments (1)  

   messageicon I am getting pretty low on Girl Scout Cookies.... Threat Level: Orange
←Rate | 02-27-2015 16:43 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's so sad that Leonard Nimoy didn't live long enough to find out what color that dress was.....
←Rate | 02-27-2015 16:19 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Damn it...... I've been eating Thin Mints like crazy and haven't lost a freakin pound?
←Rate | 02-26-2015 10:35 by sully Comments (1)  

   messageicon If global warming gets any worse we're all going to freeze to death!
←Rate | 02-19-2015 18:49 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Report: Buffalo is running out of beer...guys we are basically district 12 from the hunger games...the end is ne
←Rate | 11-20-2014 19:05 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Million Dollar Idea: A restaurant that offers Coke and Pepsi....
←Rate | 11-17-2014 21:35 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon MSNBC: quickly moving back to Bridgegate....CNN: quickly moving back to missing airplane.....Fox News: laughing their asses off......
←Rate | 11-05-2014 16:30 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Daylight savings tonight.. Happy extra hour of drinking everyone!!!!
←Rate | 11-01-2014 19:00 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon *spills beer on trick-or-treaters* No [hiccup] we're out of Snickers & Fun Dip & [hiccup] No Twix either. You want these seeded grapes or not?
←Rate | 10-31-2014 19:40 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think the CDC Director needs to resign and let Dr. House save us all from Ebola.....
←Rate | 10-15-2014 09:38 by sully Comments (1)  

   messageicon Breaking News: NFL is going to investigate the Falcons for Domestic Violence against the Bucs...
←Rate | 09-18-2014 21:41 by Sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey NFL,solution to your recent problem,start allowing players to hit each other on the field again......
←Rate | 09-18-2014 14:53 by Sully Comments (0)  


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