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   messageicon I am hoping on game of thrones when Daenerys Targaryen's dragons get older they magically turn into Puff and it all goes cartoon.
←Rate | 06-03-2014 13:47 by Sparkles Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am a blood moon survivor.
←Rate | 04-15-2014 08:29 by Sparkles Comments (0)  


   messageicon Crime doesn't pay folks ...Oh! wait Whitey Bulger lives like Scarface his young life & Now he gets to stay in a nursing home completely free? Prison ...nursing home..>> same thing !
←Rate | 11-14-2013 10:48 by sparkles Comments (0)  


   messageicon Five men in Boston found in a basement bound with duck tape covered in condiments! Dinners ready!
←Rate | 04-10-2012 08:31 by sparkles Comments (0)  


   messageicon I still make the "Jerk~off" motion when someone is talking WAY too long & looks away from me!
←Rate | 02-10-2012 13:20 by Sparkles Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♩♩ ♬ Deck the hall with Balls of Holly now has a whole new meaning since gender changes are possible!! ♪ ♫ ♩♩ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩♩ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩♩ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩♩ ♬ Faaaaalaaaalaaa laaa laa laa ♪ ♫ ♩♩ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩♩ ♬ Tim
←Rate | 12-12-2011 13:04 by Sparkles Comments (1)  


   messageicon "I am not such a dictator that I would shut down Facebook. I will merely imprision anyone who logs into it." ~ Muammar Gaddafi (people are serious you f**k with thie FB you die)
←Rate | 10-20-2011 09:41 by Sparkles Comments (0)  


   messageicon if she is wearing silly bands she is too young for you Bro!
←Rate | 08-16-2011 13:13 by sparkles Comments (0)  



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