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   messageicon To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
←Rate | 02-06-2010 14:01 by Octane Comments (0)  


   messageicon My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
←Rate | 02-06-2010 13:55 by Octane Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
←Rate | 02-06-2010 13:53 by Octane Comments (0)  


   messageicon To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
←Rate | 02-06-2010 13:52 by octane Comments (0)  


   messageicon The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list
←Rate | 02-06-2010 13:50 by octane Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t..."
←Rate | 02-03-2010 12:31 by Octane Comments (0)  


   messageicon To think, it takes time. To think what to think takes even more time. To think what you just read takes less time.
←Rate | 02-03-2010 12:27 by Octane Comments (0)  


   messageicon Virginity is not a dignity.It's just a Lack of opportunity.
←Rate | 02-03-2010 12:25 by Octane Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
←Rate | 02-03-2010 12:22 by Octane Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
←Rate | 02-03-2010 12:19 by Octane Comments (0)  



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