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   messageicon so happy spring is finaly here.....i got so excited I nearly wet my plants!!!!!
←Rate | 03-21-2012 21:01 by oatmeal Comments (0)  


   messageicon that's it broom I won't stand for this no longer...i dont want you no more...i can stand on my own two feet....just go I know you will sweep some one else off their feet again:(
←Rate | 02-29-2012 22:08 by oatmeal Comments (0)  


   messageicon "just like a prayer" i'm hopeing madonna dosen't have a "wardrobe malfunction"....nobody wants to see that madge!!!!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 19:46 by oatmeal Comments (0)  


   messageicon only bowl tom brady should be playing in is the turd bowl
←Rate | 02-05-2012 16:01 by oatmeal Comments (0)  


   messageicon i would have been a rockstar already if I could speak fluent eletric guitar like peter frampton
←Rate | 02-03-2012 20:55 by oatmeal Comments (0)  


   messageicon my "sleep number" is a 12.....pack
←Rate | 08-20-2011 23:12 by oatmeal Comments (0)  



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