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   messageicon Vegeterian- ancient tribal name for man that can't hunt.
←Rate | 04-11-2011 18:06 by none Comments (0)  

   messageicon Methinks someone in Washington has discovered that "Hope and Change" is a lot easier to say than it is to deliver .
←Rate | 03-20-2011 10:16 by none Comments (0)  

   messageicon The national debt is up 40% since Inauguration Day. Unemployment is up 1.2%. We're not only still fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan; we're now engaged with Libya. Gas prices are approaching $4.00/gal, and we're halfway through the fiscal year and sti
←Rate | 03-20-2011 10:14 by none Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went to go check my Mega Millions ticket and got pissed off because the clerk sold me a Powerball ticket instead. Oh well I guess I'll just fantasize about winning 34 million now instead.
←Rate | 01-05-2011 17:24 by none Comments (0)  


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