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   messageicon Do not confuse: 'Patching up things with your girlfriend' and 'Repairing the leaks in your blow-up-dolls"
←Rate | 05-13-2011 01:39 by khoperoberts Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw the new Limited Edition Divorce Barbie on ebay tonight, it comes with all Ken's stuff!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 01:28 by khoperoberts Comments (0)  


   messageicon had Homemade Lasagna tonight. The neighbors went to the store and left their back door open
←Rate | 05-13-2011 01:25 by khoperoberts Comments (0)  


   messageicon The recession is so bad, just today I saw a polygamist with only one wife, got a pre-declined credit card in the mail, and watched a truckload of Americans sneaking across the border into Mexico.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 01:02 by khoperoberts Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bill collector came to my house the other day, so I gave him a huge stack of old bills
←Rate | 05-13-2011 00:59 by khoperoberts Comments (0)  


   messageicon While having sex, a guy says to his wife "Honey, let's do a 68!" to which the wife asks, "68??? What's that?". So the husband replies "You do it to me and I'll owe you one."
←Rate | 05-13-2011 00:55 by khoperoberts Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: 1. The DNA all matches. 2. There are no dental records.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 00:46 by khoperoberts Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man posted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
←Rate | 05-13-2011 00:45 by khoperoberts Comments (0)  



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