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   messageicon There are four stages of life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus 3) You are Santa Claus 4) You look like Santa Claus
←Rate | 12-07-2018 15:37 by KG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time heals all wounds, so if your uninsured, get a watch!
←Rate | 10-08-2018 16:40 by KG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did I already post my Alzheimer's status?
←Rate | 10-07-2018 17:57 by KG Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think the funniest thing in the world is my dad leaving me a msg on my cell thinking that I can hear him and actually pick it up...
←Rate | 10-03-2011 18:11 by KG Comments (0)  


   messageicon in support of our brothers and sisters who just experienced the earthquake on the east coast, I think all west coasters should have the rest of the day off!!!
←Rate | 08-23-2011 14:55 by KG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Randon thots by KG: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
←Rate | 08-04-2011 05:51 by KG Comments (0)  


   messageicon A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
←Rate | 07-26-2011 13:07 by KG Comments (0)  


   messageicon The LA Dodgers are so broke, three players tested positive for Top Ramen
←Rate | 07-14-2011 15:29 by KG Comments (0)  


   messageicon just downloaded this Lebron tone for my phone but I can't hear it cuz it doesn't have a RING!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 13:31 by KG Comments (0)  


   messageicon bumped into this cat at the gas station this morning getting coffee and he told me "Asalamalakum." I told him "I also like the Lakers!"
←Rate | 04-06-2011 17:23 by KG Comments (0)  



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