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   messageicon Random thought: I wonder if couches at nudist colonies smell like ass?
←Rate | 07-05-2011 11:32 by Instructor4802 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Rapture is about to begin…I have a few things I need to confess: I let the dogs out, I stole the cookies from the cookie jar, I hacked play station and YES I did cause global warming…Internet connection lost error message**
←Rate | 05-21-2011 09:42 by instructor4802 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of the high points about me working Sunday mornings...is reading the status updates people post after a night of drinking!
←Rate | 04-17-2011 08:08 by instructor4802 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The AVN Awards (adult videos) is being held this Sunday in Las Vegas, NV; though it's a hard time for the movie industry, there no losers just wieners.
←Rate | 01-08-2011 01:08 by instructor4802 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's no room for demons when your self possessed.
←Rate | 12-08-2010 01:44 by instructor4802 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not always rainbows and butterflies. It's compromise that moves us along.
←Rate | 09-10-2010 07:22 by instructor4802 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it's warm, wet, sticky and NOT yours??? DON'T TOUCH IT!
←Rate | 09-10-2010 07:14 by instructor4802 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All bleeding stops……..eventually
←Rate | 09-10-2010 07:10 by instructor4802 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing witty to be posted.....(wait for it).....today :|
←Rate | 09-10-2010 07:07 by instructor4802 Comments (0)  



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