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   messageicon I hate when cashiers ask you if that's everything. Oh no, I'd also like a hand job
←Rate | 07-09-2011 21:06 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is Independence Day. The day when Americans show their deepest gratitude to Will Smith and thank him for saving us from the Alien Invasion!
←Rate | 07-04-2011 12:47 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just once somebody needs to roundhouse kick the person who does the 1$ bigger bid on The Price Is Right!
←Rate | 06-10-2011 14:59 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can pregnant people use the car pool lane?
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:06 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of cashiers saying "here's your receipt" they should say "will you throw this away for me?"
←Rate | 06-03-2011 00:41 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait till October for when Rapture the sequel comes out.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 15:52 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never thought it would happen but I actually got hungry watching 2 girls 1 cup
←Rate | 06-01-2011 15:46 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Been A Tough Few Years For The Ocean, we've had the oil spill, the Japan radiation, and now "Hey! Mind if we put Bin Laden there too?!"
←Rate | 05-20-2011 00:54 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just told AT&T that I'd make a payment on my cell phone Sunday, so I'm really banking on this rapture sh*t..
←Rate | 05-20-2011 00:51 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them (Lay-Z)
←Rate | 05-20-2011 00:49 by hovo Comments (0)  



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