gkneeconrad Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |  Oldest  |  Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'gkneeconrad': View All Messages
Page: 1 of 1

   messageicon Thank you Google homepage image, for reminding me to bust out my Bunsen burner and heat, sterilize or combust something in tribute of Robert Bunsen's 200th b day. Where would laboratories abroad be without you, burner of Bunseness...
←Rate | 03-31-2011 08:58 by gkneeconrad Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Mr. Sandman...since you've abandoned me for the sake of other's slumber, I've decided to move on. Advil PM, start digesting and work your magic.
←Rate | 03-31-2011 08:58 by gkneeconrad Comments (0)  


   messageicon smart phones seem to be more high maintenance than a pet...calm down blackberry, I'm adapting to your ways of communicating...
←Rate | 03-31-2011 08:57 by gkneeconrad Comments (0)  



«Previous
1

[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left