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   messageicon Pfft, you are seeking advice from a fortune cookies. Go ahead and listen to your cookies if you want, everybody knows the real advice comes from the Taco Bell Sauce packs.
←Rate | 10-28-2012 22:34 by Gasparilla Comments (0)  


   messageicon Really hate how some of my friends try to fish for compliments with their posts that say "post one word that reminds you of me" I always post back, I can't think of one word, but there are two that really stand out to me.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 16:37 by Gasparilla Comments (0)  


   messageicon really annoyed with the new Hollywood 3D Craze. There are some things you don't want to see in 3D, Jack*ss comes to mind.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 16:31 by Gasparilla Comments (0)  


   messageicon nobody understands me quite like the voices in my head. But they are always telling me to do bad things like eat carbs and tip lousy!
←Rate | 08-06-2010 06:23 by gasparilla Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing Says You Are Celebrating the Birth of Our Nation, Like Blowing Up a Small Part of It!!!
←Rate | 07-03-2010 11:12 by Gasparilla Comments (1)  



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