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   messageicon Calories(noun)-Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sewyour clothes a little bit tighter every night.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 15:46 by david909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END), Bestfri(END). Everything has an END except...Fam(ILY)! <3 Love and take care of eachother...
←Rate | 09-16-2011 13:00 by david909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2.Two obese Pattys, Special Ross, Lester cheats picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus!
←Rate | 09-16-2011 00:55 by david909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As I said before, I never repeat myself.
←Rate | 09-16-2011 00:47 by david909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The statement to th right is true..the statment to the left is false
←Rate | 09-16-2011 00:46 by david909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
←Rate | 09-16-2011 00:44 by david909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anything unrelated to elephants is irrELEPHANT
←Rate | 08-14-2011 17:50 by david909 Comments (0)  



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