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   messageicon I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs or anything but I would have made the iPhone charger about 5 feet longer...
←Rate | 04-22-2013 07:17 by charbel Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does the pope get to resign with a mere 2 weeks of notice, while I have to give my employer 30 whole days?:|
←Rate | 02-11-2013 08:39 by charbel Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always Remember, If CHRISTMAS Isn't Found In Ur Heart, You Won't Find It Under A Tree..
←Rate | 12-24-2012 08:52 by charbel Comments (0)  


   messageicon It Is Better To Go Skiing And Think Of God,Than Go To Church And Think Of Skiing
←Rate | 11-23-2012 11:29 by charbel Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Microsoft Office Word I am pretty sure I spelled my name correct
←Rate | 03-22-2012 10:24 by Charbel Comments (2)  


   messageicon Today is the national animal day,please take a moment to remember your EX
←Rate | 11-30-2011 08:44 by charbel Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful
←Rate | 07-28-2011 08:02 by charbel Comments (0)  


   messageicon no need to google, my wife know everything :P
←Rate | 07-27-2011 07:37 by charbel Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone asked me for my mobile number today, l don't know, I never call myself
←Rate | 07-14-2011 10:01 by charbel Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it.
←Rate | 01-24-2011 11:18 by Charbel Comments (0)  



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