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   messageicon sent my mom a text asking if she wanted to get pedis today but iPhone auto corrected it to penis...awkward.
←Rate | 07-30-2010 16:50 by bitemeNsuckit Comments (2)  


   messageicon didn't think I needed a dude for anything...but batteries aren't gonna help me move this furniture around.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 15:02 by bitemeNsuckit Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing I will help you with on Farmville is a slaughterhouse...lemme know when you're ready for a BBQ.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 23:24 by bitemeNsuckit Comments (0)  


   messageicon pissed...I started off with a manic Monday, but decided to have a funday instead...but then someone stole the 'n' outta my funday and it's just been a f.u.day!
←Rate | 05-03-2010 17:41 by bitemeNsuckit Comments (0)  



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