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   messageicon Super Bowl Sunday, the one day of the year that DVR's are used to watch commercials, instead of skip them!
←Rate | 02-04-2012 13:51 by AMS Comments (0)  


   messageicon so apparently Pearl Visions "Share the Pairs" event, isn't what you would think...
←Rate | 07-20-2011 15:11 by ams Comments (0)  


   messageicon hmm, not sure if the thermometer is laughing at me (lol) or if it actually says 101..
←Rate | 07-20-2011 15:10 by ams Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alot of people look up to me... Mostly midgets and children, but its just nice knowing that...
←Rate | 06-09-2011 13:52 by AMS Comments (0)  


   messageicon Helpful hint of my day... Pizza Rolls are the equivelant of molten lava even five minutes after removing from oven... fmt
←Rate | 11-30-2010 16:35 by AMS Comments (0)  


   messageicon If light travels so fast, then whats wrong with these new compact flouresent light bulbs? Is that why they are "energy efficient"? Because they don't turn on when you hit the switch?
←Rate | 11-30-2010 14:04 by AMS Comments (0)  


   messageicon QUICK!! To the Bandwagon!! (to Vikings fans, this blew up my profile with responses today!))
←Rate | 10-06-2010 16:52 by AMS Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the vikings this season is gonna be like watching a car wreck, where you know its gonna be ugly, but you gotta watch anyways...only with really old collector cars...
←Rate | 10-06-2010 16:51 by AMS Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just heard that Randy Moss is writing his life story. He's only written two chapters and already he's finished an entire box of crayons. :)
←Rate | 10-06-2010 16:50 by AMS Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I wonder will Moss wear #84 again? Seems that wouldn't be good for jersey sales as everyone on the bandwagon 10 years ago prob still has their Moss jersey in the back of their closet or trailer or whatever...
←Rate | 10-06-2010 16:49 by AMS Comments (0)  



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