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   messageicon texting this fb status right now because someone really annoying just sat across from me and I want to look busy.  
←Rate | 01-26-2010 19:56 by Abe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Turns out Tiger was getting more 'tang than a thirsty astronaut.
←Rate | 12-08-2009 11:19 by abe Comments (0)  


   messageicon just found out my mom is the 10th mistress to be linked to Tiger Woods.
←Rate | 12-08-2009 11:15 by abe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time. Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of 69.
←Rate | 11-14-2009 21:22 by abe Comments (0)  


   messageicon My anus is the center hole. J. Geils Band. Songs back then really meant something.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 23:16 by abe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Desperado, you've been outright offensive, for so long now
←Rate | 11-13-2009 22:17 by abe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hold me close, young Tony Danza. Old school Elton John. Never gets old.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 22:11 by abe Comments (0)  



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