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   messageicon Let's face it... Seeing a cameltoe in leapord print tights at Walmart is probably the closest any of us will ever get to going on a safari...
←Rate | 07-18-2013 22:24 by William Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got a tattoo of my wife so when she pisses me off I can stab myself in the arm and watch that b%tch bleed.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 11:17 by WillIam Comments (0)  


   messageicon having one of those days where someone needs to be hit in the face with a cactus...
←Rate | 07-03-2012 19:22 by WillIam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage... a relationship between a person who's always right and her husband.
←Rate | 07-01-2012 11:30 by WillIam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brace yourselves... Everyone on Facebook is about to become a constitutional scholar.
←Rate | 06-28-2012 16:51 by WillIam Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who complain about the way the ball bounces probably dropped it.
←Rate | 06-25-2012 14:27 by WillIam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it.
←Rate | 06-23-2012 09:54 by WillIam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Strangers have the best puppies & candy.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 18:18 by WillIam Comments (0)  



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