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   messageicon Local cover bands who think they're "it"... Drive 100 miles somewhere away from town and walk into any store or restaurant. I guarantee no one will recognize you.
←Rate | 07-18-2023 13:07 by Vernacular Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a blind date tonight. She had crabs. Good thing she was wearing fish net stockings.
←Rate | 05-02-2023 15:34 by Vernacular Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fast Food drive thru's need a 3rd window, so you can trade in all the wrong items they gave you at the 2nd window.
←Rate | 04-15-2023 10:23 by Vernacular Comments (0)  



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