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   messageicon Drove past a rehab center this morning. I couldn't stop laughing at the sign out front: "Stay Off the Grass".
←Rate | 08-23-2016 09:56 by truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pikachu? Come to my backyard and get a Glockatchu!
←Rate | 07-19-2016 08:45 by truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon You couldn't handle me, even if I came with instructions.
←Rate | 02-02-2016 16:13 by truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was going to let you in front of me, but then I saw your Obama bumper & decided I didn't need a stupid driver in front of me this morning.
←Rate | 09-10-2014 09:16 by TrueBeachBabe Comments (2)  


   messageicon I think you have a deficiency in vitamin me.
←Rate | 08-12-2014 16:29 by TrueBeachBabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know how people look through medicine cabinets? I think that's weird. I personally would rather look through their fridge.
←Rate | 01-16-2014 12:11 by TrueBeachBabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only you can prevent forrest fires! Seriously though because Smokey the Bear has been furloughed.
←Rate | 10-09-2013 23:07 by truebeachbabe Comments (1)  


   messageicon Please don't say "Firecracker". It's very offensive. It is a Fire Caucasian. Thank you.
←Rate | 06-27-2013 14:52 by truebeachbabe Comments (1)  


   messageicon We put a man on the moon, but we don't have roll down windows in the back of minivans yet??
←Rate | 04-04-2013 10:17 by truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
←Rate | 04-04-2013 10:15 by truebeachbabe Comments (0)  



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