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   messageicon You don't just turn your swag on, you either got it or you don't.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 21:40 by TheOne Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today may be Valentines day, but men will get their revenge in exactly one month....March 14th, look it up.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 20:10 by TheOne Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lindsay Lohan? Uhh, throw her in prison for the next 3 years, see if we care.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 17:37 by TheOne Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't need 50 expletives in a Facebook status. It makes you look -- uneducated.
←Rate | 02-08-2011 18:31 by TheOne Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did the left butt cheek say to the right? "If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t!".....
←Rate | 01-16-2011 18:06 by TheOne Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just drank enough NyQuil to sedate a family of hippos....
←Rate | 01-12-2011 21:13 by TheOne Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact: If a person thinks they're big enough to stick their nose in someone else's buisness, be big enough to take it when it gets bitten off!
←Rate | 06-17-2010 18:53 by TheOne Comments (0)  



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