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   messageicon One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a little sister to play with." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Sure, send me your mom and wait about 9 months."
←Rate | 12-07-2015 12:33 by The Atheist Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if I steal "free" wifi from the local church near my house, does that mean god is sending me a signal?
←Rate | 05-24-2013 10:57 by The atheist Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear JB HATERs – I owe my life to Justin. On March 9th, 2009 I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car crash. One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, so I got up, and turned the radio off.
←Rate | 07-05-2012 22:52 by The atheist Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry, Rick Santorum, but you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term...
←Rate | 04-11-2012 11:16 by The Atheist Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know I'm a few days early but I'll just go ahead and say it, anybody... I mean.. ANYBODY who says "see you next year" on New Years eve to me is getting punched in the face. FYI
←Rate | 12-27-2011 01:27 by The Atheist Comments (0)  


   messageicon America has just created a new missle called the "Civil Servant." It can't be fired and doesnt work.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 00:09 by The Atheist Comments (0)  


   messageicon How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 01:22 by The Atheist Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont know why soo many people are against gay couples adopting children. According to the"babble" Jesus had two dads and he turned out okay.....
←Rate | 12-12-2011 01:35 by The Atheist Comments (0)  


   messageicon I rear ended a midget with my car the other day. So he go out and looked at me and said, "Im not happy," so I asked, "So then what Dwarf are you?
←Rate | 11-16-2011 03:25 by the Atheist Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rose are red, violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.
←Rate | 10-26-2011 05:19 by the Atheist Comments (0)  



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