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   messageicon Just landed my dream job of "before" picture!!!
←Rate | 12-10-2015 17:28 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tonights orgy is canceled guys. Jerry has diarrhea...
←Rate | 12-04-2015 18:29 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never take acid with a squirell named... Hey squirell dude, what's your name? Phil? Never take acid with a squirell named Phil.
←Rate | 10-09-2015 15:11 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently my nipples approve of the cool weather...
←Rate | 10-03-2015 09:09 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Looks don't matter, just be yourself". - attractive people
←Rate | 06-10-2015 19:54 by Steve OH Comments (3)  


   messageicon "Oh, this old thing?" - my cat showing me his butt hole..
←Rate | 04-29-2015 10:23 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bruce Jenner? Never heard of her...
←Rate | 04-25-2015 07:20 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say, "Don't Text and Drive" but I've had 3 maybe 4 texts all day so I'm good, right?
←Rate | 03-24-2015 20:01 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think I'll now what's up in "Horny Neighbors 3" without seeing the first 2?
←Rate | 03-15-2015 09:12 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon So you guys heard about this MySpace thing?
←Rate | 02-15-2015 08:35 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon So... Stub Hub isn't a dating site for quadriplegics? Mind blown!
←Rate | 02-14-2015 20:52 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon "That's What." - She
←Rate | 02-07-2015 10:09 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one praying for an, "Equiptment Malfunction" during the halftime show tonight?
←Rate | 02-01-2015 08:29 by Steve OH Comments (1)  


   messageicon I wish my wife would look at me the way Biden looks at the back of Obamas head.
←Rate | 01-21-2015 09:09 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Play Trivia Crack they said. It'll be fun they said... phukerz.
←Rate | 01-12-2015 18:11 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought Game of War was some kind of breast inhancement app. I was wrong.
←Rate | 01-09-2015 20:03 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a scale of Gary Busey to Charlie Sheen, I'm David Hasselhoff drunk right now.
←Rate | 01-03-2015 13:32 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon "OMG that guy is dead!! No wait, he's okay..." - My wife's first time watching professional soccer
←Rate | 12-26-2014 10:15 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon My "Facebook Moments" thing is just a bunch of pictures of me getting drunk so, whatever...
←Rate | 12-25-2014 18:27 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm at that stage of not showering where you develop a sort of detached, clinical interest in how bad you smell and seeing how much worse it can getting.
←Rate | 12-17-2014 17:32 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


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