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   messageicon 2020 is rough but I think infound a way to get threw.im just gonna ask my mom if slapping me into next year is still on the table.
←Rate | 08-28-2020 07:58 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not buying a 2021 calendar until I see the trailer. Not gonna get me again
←Rate | 08-17-2020 16:33 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (1)  


   messageicon All my childhood invisible friends are probably doctors and lawyers now...good for them
←Rate | 07-21-2020 09:16 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just checked on my Farmville after 3 years. It's now a Wal-mart
←Rate | 10-08-2017 12:22 by Slowmotionninja Comments (0)  


   messageicon 60 percent of the worlds population is female which means some of you are going to die alone think keep that in mind next time you get my text
←Rate | 03-09-2015 09:46 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon if noone comes from the future to stop you, how bad of a decision could it really be?
←Rate | 07-29-2014 20:41 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know when I was younger I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life...
←Rate | 04-01-2013 22:59 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon So there are teenagers out there that have unprotected sex, but yet have cases on their phones. Just let that sink in for a minute....
←Rate | 03-08-2013 09:41 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim Kardashian Says She Would Like To Have Sex With Herself …To Know What It Feels Like! Guess that means that after Kanye West Noone wants to touch her.
←Rate | 02-19-2013 11:13 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baby, I would take a bullet for you... In Halo 4... Unless I'm on a kill streak.
←Rate | 01-21-2013 22:20 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (1)  



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