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   messageicon I'd never tell anyone to go to hell, but I might suggest a Carnival Cruise....
←Rate | 03-19-2013 17:55 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 16:20 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 Lions looking like 11 helpless kittens..... : /
←Rate | 06-18-2010 16:19 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
←Rate | 06-10-2010 12:05 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 Hairspray and 2 tons of make up still dont replace brain!!!
←Rate | 05-27-2010 12:22 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man goes into a library and ask for a book on suicide....The librarian replies "F*ck off! you wont bring it back!"
←Rate | 05-25-2010 11:37 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering why people with food stamps drive escalades?
←Rate | 05-19-2010 14:31 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if someone is born deaf, what language do they think in?
←Rate | 05-11-2010 11:24 by Samir Momin Comments (2)  


   messageicon I zone out once my teacher says "This will not be on the test."
←Rate | 05-10-2010 17:36 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rihanna wants a rude boy...Didnt she get her a$$ whooped by one already?
←Rate | 05-07-2010 14:52 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taking a picture of a flower does not make you a photographer......
←Rate | 05-07-2010 14:29 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apple Bottom Jeans,Turban With The Fur,Got The Whole Mosque Looking At Her....
←Rate | 05-07-2010 12:25 by Samir Momin Comments (2)  


   messageicon Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm kicking your ass!
←Rate | 05-06-2010 16:06 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Considering the fact that god is the creator of everything....Does that mean he's chinese then.... ??
←Rate | 05-03-2010 12:35 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then they proceed to tell you why it isn't.
←Rate | 04-29-2010 14:29 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Premature Ejaculation ads make car rides awkward.....
←Rate | 04-28-2010 17:10 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a black man flyin a plane???? A pilot you RACI$T !!!!
←Rate | 04-23-2010 14:24 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon virginity is like a baloon... one prick and it's gone forever.....
←Rate | 04-23-2010 14:24 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.....
←Rate | 04-21-2010 17:15 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed..
←Rate | 04-21-2010 17:14 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


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