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   messageicon The best part of wakin up!!!!,,, issss marijuana in your lungs!!!!!
←Rate | 03-09-2012 21:41 by Rush Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna see if your girl has a real sense of humor? Tell her the ginormous zit under her nose makes her look like Marylyn Monroe!
←Rate | 02-25-2012 15:21 by Rush Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ur not a gangster just cuz you spent money gettin sleeved up at the shop homeboy... And neither am I!!!!
←Rate | 02-22-2012 20:41 by Rush Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so gangsta that you change the channels with the remote sideways!
←Rate | 02-22-2012 17:11 by Rush Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pimpin aint easy!!! Not that I'm a pimp or anything.. I'm just saying...
←Rate | 02-21-2012 21:54 by Rush Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what it feels like to spend an entire Saturday trying to come up with something funny to post here and getting no love at all... Not that I spent all day thinking this up or anything...
←Rate | 02-18-2012 21:01 by Rush Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone wants to say this is gangster and that's gangster but nobody has the ballz to actually be a gangster and put in some work! I am one of those people!
←Rate | 02-06-2012 19:53 by Rush Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who will light the torch in Vancouver tonight? Wayne Gretzky, Paul Shaffer, Geddy Lee?
←Rate | 02-12-2010 14:58 by Rush Comments (0)  



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