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   messageicon I personally do not like to drive in the rain but the kid in me LOVES(♥'s) to drive over the rain puddles =]
←Rate | 09-26-2011 17:28 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon it just me, or is everyones day ruined when you hear that J.G. Wentworth commerical? No matter when, where or even how I hear it, that damn commericals song gets stuck in my head. Damn you J.G. Wentworth and you ability to get my cash now!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 18:45 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm like a cold-cut of amazing sandwiched between two pieces of awesome! Charlie Sheen....I think I wanna marry that crazy Ba*tard, if nothing else having a conversation with him would be AWESOME!
←Rate | 03-03-2011 02:38 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon So I re-watched the Ke$ha video after a half a bottle of wine last night, and not even while intoxicated does that sh*t makes sense! I guess you have to get some blow, to get Blow
←Rate | 03-03-2011 02:37 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm humored that libya produces less than 2 percent of the worlds oil but speculation has put it roughly 30 percent up at the pump in the past weeks. But what do I know
←Rate | 02-28-2011 17:27 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon Honestly... why have faith in anyone that's not myself?
←Rate | 02-25-2011 03:14 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I ain't even trying to wave at you, I've got better things to do with my hands" oh bad girls club you never cease to entertain
←Rate | 02-22-2011 13:48 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon Due to inclimte weather, all shenanigans are cancelled until further notice
←Rate | 02-02-2011 23:10 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why is it so hard to find information without paying for it? but I can google Kevin Bacon, Justin Bieber and that OctoMom for free?!? AH
←Rate | 02-02-2011 21:56 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon Attention kids in high school: If you're b@#$%ing that Facebook is "becoming myspace".... it's because of you.... please stop b@#$%ing and use facebook for what it was made for... to lurk on other peoples photos
←Rate | 01-25-2011 00:03 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when people talk on there phones in public restrooms. Who are you?? Ricky Martin?!?! You ain't that damn important
←Rate | 01-24-2011 23:59 by Rachael Comments (2)  

   messageicon If I had to choose one person that I really look up to.... It would be myself, for having the strength to get up everyday and overcome myself.... I'm the most self-destructive person alive
←Rate | 01-24-2011 23:56 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon Would just love to punch someone in the Kidneys but apparently society frowns upon that
←Rate | 01-24-2011 23:55 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon ♪♫♫♪Accept the Poke. THAT'S IT. Then Poke me back, Game over. Then I can Poke you, then Poke me back. And were done. That's it, That's all I want. Then I'll Poke you again, and you Poke me back. Poke Me Back♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫
←Rate | 01-17-2011 22:55 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just Overheard on BlackOps online;Guy 1: YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE HAD AN ABORTION!!!! Guy 2: I know I Hate my sister!
←Rate | 12-05-2010 05:00 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon Doesnt matter if the Bengals lose.... Yeah a win would be nice but at least our Quater back isnt a douche. You can constantly improve, you cant fix Douche-Baggery. There I win ;)
←Rate | 11-08-2010 23:21 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon not a Paraskevidekatriaphobic!!! Happy Friday The 13th everyone!!!
←Rate | 08-13-2010 03:36 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon The funniest thing about this message is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything you its too late for you to stop reading it you dumb f**k
←Rate | 07-20-2010 02:56 by Rachael Comments (1)  

   messageicon Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
←Rate | 07-20-2010 02:54 by Rachael Comments (0)  

   messageicon The trouble with life is there's no background music
←Rate | 07-20-2010 02:51 by Rachael Comments (1)  


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