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   messageicon Facebook now lets you put a star on the people you want to follow more closely. I was going to do that until I realized... isn't that what Hitler did?
←Rate | 06-17-2012 20:11 by Pong Lenis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to Starbucks, check-in there, take a picture with my coffee with Instagram, and add a caption of how good it was, while including two Twitter hashtags #Starbucks #GreatDay
←Rate | 06-13-2012 19:46 by Pong Lenis Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say money doesn't buy happiness, so I'm willing to go out of my comfort zone and test out that theory for $100,000,000. I promise to document any frowning while paragliding, jet skiing, driving a Lambo or flying in my G5
←Rate | 06-04-2012 21:42 by Pong Lenis Comments (0)  


   messageicon It only takes a second to show someone how you really feel about them... the cops call it indecent exposure, but whatever
←Rate | 05-16-2012 10:56 by Pong Lenis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress
←Rate | 05-02-2012 07:36 by Pong Lenis Comments (0)  



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