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   messageicon My tonight my girlfriend is equal parts the internet, a tube of KY jelly, self-loathing and a sock.
←Rate | 06-30-2014 20:36 by Ninja Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, that dress doesn't make you seem fat...but your dependence on others' opinions definitely makes you seem shallow."
←Rate | 09-14-2012 14:08 by Ninja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dracula + Tinkerbell = Edward Cullen. He is not a VAMPIRE. He doesn't feed on PEOPLE, he lives in the forest, and he sparkles. He is CLEARLY a Fairy.
←Rate | 11-08-2011 01:12 by Ninja Comments (0)  



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