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   messageicon "I just want to get the work over as soon as possible so I can do some fishing. Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga except I still get to kill something." -Ron Swanson
←Rate | 10-16-2011 02:50 by Mrimpossible Comments (0)  


   messageicon The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. To me, that is beautiful.- Ron Swanson
←Rate | 10-15-2011 15:04 by Mrimpossible Comments (0)  



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