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   messageicon Hostess Cakes merged with McKee Foods, and now everybody wants a bite of Little Debbie's twinkie.
←Rate | 08-11-2020 16:02 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Confucius say: "Young girl who go fishing with Biden come home with red snapper."
←Rate | 08-02-2020 13:08 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm too smart to be happy.
←Rate | 07-26-2020 15:26 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't really care which baseball teams stand for the National Anthem inasmuch as I wish they'd make the game a little less boring. The national pastime is past its time.
←Rate | 07-25-2020 11:19 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried having a personal relationship with God. But he said he only liked me as a friend.
←Rate | 07-23-2020 08:24 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought a Joe B¡den watch on QVC. I has liver spotted hands and is running out of time.
←Rate | 07-16-2020 11:38 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe B¡den looks like he smells like pee.
←Rate | 07-16-2020 07:18 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Ieft has big vocabularies; the right has big bank accounts. Guess which one pays the bills at the end of the month?
←Rate | 07-13-2020 07:40 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I support Goya: Black Beans Matter
←Rate | 07-12-2020 08:46 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a BLM fan: Bacon, Lettuce, & 'Mater samich.
←Rate | 07-11-2020 01:33 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Seattle Supersonics are offensive to snails and turtles. 😛
←Rate | 07-04-2020 13:42 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Chicago Bears are changing their name because it offends people who own a pic-a-nic basket and have a friend named Boo Boo.
←Rate | 07-04-2020 09:43 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ask any Biden voter exactly why they're voting for him, on what merits, and ask them do it without bringing up Donald Trump. They can't
←Rate | 07-03-2020 10:54 by MigdaGwig Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dogs are like unruly kids. The people who live with them love 'em. But they annoy the heII out of the rest of us.
←Rate | 07-02-2020 12:19 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  



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