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   messageicon We are about three weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.
←Rate | 03-19-2020 20:08 by McCord740 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw someone try and park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn’t see the person so I’m not going to assume what gender she was.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 18:59 by Mccord740 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your single but not looking... Oh your one of those chronic masturbators
←Rate | 09-25-2013 19:27 by McCord740 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're in a committed relationship and you have no intentions of marrying that person, you are wasting both or your time.
←Rate | 06-28-2013 23:41 by McCord740 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I see someone texting and walking, I sometimes purposely vier over and bump into them.
←Rate | 06-26-2013 14:18 by McCord740 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I just seen my breath outside and I ain't blowing smoke...
←Rate | 10-29-2012 14:39 by McCord740 Comments (0)  



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