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   messageicon Glad to hear Dr. Jack Kevorkian died doing what he loved... dying.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:04 by Marymc Comments (1)  


   messageicon that was one of the longest games of hide-and-go-seek ever.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 08:28 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Predict how many offseason NFL injuries will there be. Come on, take a stab at it.
←Rate | 04-27-2011 20:31 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the possibility of the NFL season being cancelled, you would think that no players would be going under the knife, but...
←Rate | 04-27-2011 20:27 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Steve Jobs is glad the iPad2 launch is Japan isn't today. Sales would have been disastrous.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 07:21 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon just discovered a great motivator for dieting. I just tried on my bikini's I plan on wearing this summer.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:53 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon never made a fool of any guy that I dated. But then again, I the guys I dated were the "do it yourself" types.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:12 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon using the copy machine at work today. Thought to myself, "Gee, this thing reminds me of men. It's only good for reproduction."
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:53 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon at the bank speaking with the teller about Gov't bonds. No surprise the conversation turned to men. After all. both take so long to mature.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:52 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like the PETA people not to have a cow because some people like to eat a good steak.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 09:35 by Marymc Comments (0)  



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