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   messageicon Theres no feeling as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment you realize that your finger just went through the toilet paper...
←Rate | 10-05-2010 09:28 by Madison McGuire Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am strong because I have been weak, I am a lover because I am a fighter, I am fearless because I have been afraid. I am wise because I have been foolish & I can laugh because I have also known sadnes, I know my past yet I can see my future will be grea
←Rate | 09-06-2010 23:03 by Madison McGuire Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMG! Finding it so hard to study today, all the info just looks like a bunch of letters... Verbal, participle, infinitive, appositive, gerund.... begin, like, love,try, start stop,continue... my brain is over loaded...
←Rate | 08-25-2010 10:25 by Madison McGuire Comments (0)  


   messageicon it is unbelievable how much hair I'm pulling outta my nose, I wonder If I can sell it to the people who make wigs...
←Rate | 08-25-2010 09:33 by Madison McGuire Comments (0)  


   messageicon was out side working and this clear salty liquid started coming out of my skin every where... I may need a Doctor... I think I may be melting..
←Rate | 08-24-2010 16:01 by Madison McGuire Comments (1)  


   messageicon Just read that Jimmy Dean has died at age 81. RIP Instead of cremation his family has chosen to have him ground into a delicious breakfast sausage... Very touching
←Rate | 06-14-2010 14:43 by Madison McGuire Comments (0)  



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