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   messageicon my girlfriend thinks I am afraid of commitment my wife on the other hand...
←Rate | 08-30-2018 01:04 by luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon no one could ever hate me half as much as I dont care
←Rate | 08-30-2018 00:44 by luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friends are a lot like trees they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe
←Rate | 01-05-2018 00:13 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint
←Rate | 01-05-2018 00:12 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why does McDonalds call it a drive thru when you have to drive AROUND the building?
←Rate | 04-20-2014 16:37 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon How come we pay guys millions a year to toss a ball around, then when our teachers ask for a raise, we say they already make enough
←Rate | 04-14-2014 00:24 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I've gotta go find my clothes.
←Rate | 11-27-2013 23:11 by luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon It’s scary to be a woman on a blind date. For all she knows the man she is meeting up with could be a rapist, a murderer, or, God forbid, a politician
←Rate | 11-18-2013 00:24 by luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ringing in the “New Year” apparently is not a valid excuse for showing up to work 3 hours late… in October.
←Rate | 10-28-2013 01:00 by luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
←Rate | 10-23-2013 23:29 by luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job.
←Rate | 10-22-2013 00:03 by luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trapped in an elevator with a dead body again. Well not exactly dead yet but he's making noises with his gum
←Rate | 10-21-2013 00:12 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
←Rate | 10-17-2013 21:52 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon i tried to catch some Fog but I Mist
←Rate | 09-26-2013 00:28 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?
←Rate | 08-30-2013 02:22 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon What would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow each other?
←Rate | 08-10-2013 15:56 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some TV commercials tell us to not try it at home. Where are we suppose to try it? At school?
←Rate | 08-08-2013 02:04 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sure Rome wasn't built in a day but it burnt in a day didn't it?
←Rate | 07-04-2013 21:52 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
←Rate | 07-03-2013 20:08 by Luka Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks are not?
←Rate | 07-03-2013 14:36 by Luka Comments (1)  


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