KG Funny Status Messages

   There are four stages of life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus 3) You are Santa Claus 4) You look like Santa Claus

   Time heals all wounds, so if your uninsured, get a watch!

   Did I already post my Alzheimer's status?

   i think the funniest thing in the world is my dad leaving me a msg on my cell thinking that I can hear him and actually pick it up...

   in support of our brothers and sisters who just experienced the earthquake on the east coast, I think all west coasters should have the rest of the day off!!!

   Randon thots by KG: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

   A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

   The LA Dodgers are so broke, three players tested positive for Top Ramen

   just downloaded this Lebron tone for my phone but I can't hear it cuz it doesn't have a RING!

   bumped into this cat at the gas station this morning getting coffee and he told me "Asalamalakum." I told him "I also like the Lakers!"