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   messageicon The Speaker of the House outright left our Hurricane Sandy victims in the sand (no pun intended). So I am writing a strongly worded letter to Congress requesting that every American Dictionary replaces the word "erection" with "Boehner"....
←Rate | 01-04-2013 03:59 by Johnny Pasta Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to Toys R Us to buy my niece a Barbie Doll for her B-day. All the Barbies were $19.99 except for Divorced Barbie, which was $59.99. So I asked an employee why Divorced Barbie cost so much more. She said it was because she comes with Ken's house,
←Rate | 01-05-2011 04:50 by Johnny Pasta Comments (2)  


   messageicon Scientists remain baffled over the reason why thousands of birds fell from the sky in an apparent mass suicide....... And in other news, Rosie O'donnell was seen hang-gilding naked over Arkansas.... Film at 11.......
←Rate | 01-04-2011 18:13 by Johnny Pasta Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all who have worn the uniform of the United States Armed Forces……. from the first shots fired at Lexington in 1775, to the shots still being fired overseas this very day……. I salute you!
←Rate | 05-30-2010 11:57 by Johnny Pasta Comments (3)  



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