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   messageicon Beyonce is sending prayers to her hometown of Houston... I bet if Harvey was a BLM protester tearing things up she'd be sending bail money.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 14:57 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am not usually one to brag, but I was able to get my daily recommended calorie intake for weight loss down in just one sitting!
←Rate | 04-25-2017 15:38 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like everybody judges me when I say Worcestershire sauce...
←Rate | 04-10-2017 16:59 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't eat the green snow!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2017 14:12 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon The guy standing in front of me should probably step out of line and go grab himself some sort of antidiarrheal medication. All he had to do was sneeze for me to be pretty sure that he has the stomach flu...
←Rate | 03-08-2017 17:59 by John Y Comments (1)  


   messageicon Here's a thought...How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
←Rate | 03-06-2017 16:17 by John Y Comments (1)  


   messageicon If psychics and palm readers knew anything they'd have hand washing stations.
←Rate | 02-20-2017 13:01 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You know I'm a dude right?" Are not the words you want whisped in your ear today!
←Rate | 02-14-2017 17:16 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, forget about it at a bar that you like...
←Rate | 02-13-2017 15:20 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've decided on my Valentine's Day date...Its going to be whoever sits down next to me at Fricker's. Fingers crossed that its a girl this year!
←Rate | 02-13-2017 15:19 by John Y Comments (0)  



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