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   messageicon I told my wife that before the dogs and I go out, she needs to give us the 3rd Degree. Because at least 3 degrees is warmer than what ever it is currently in the Tundra called the midwestern U.S.
←Rate | 01-01-2018 16:50 by JiffyPop Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet toilet paper rolls in CIA offices all have the 4th Amendment printed on them.
←Rate | 03-08-2017 15:52 by JiffyPop Comments (3)  


   messageicon Iran bans on all Americans from entering their country. So much for my "Tehran Endless Beach Tour". Sandy beaches, everywhere, as far as the eye can see. So sad.
←Rate | 01-29-2017 05:23 by JiffyPop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pharrell Williams Begs Women to Vote Hillary: "She’s Dishonest, But So Are You"...Now we know why they chose him to be the front man for "Daft Punk"
←Rate | 11-03-2016 23:12 by JiffyPop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, look on the bright side America, she might not only be the first woman ever elected prez, she could very well also be the first US prez who is forced be a stay at home wife with an ankle bracelet on. #FeministMilestones
←Rate | 10-29-2016 18:16 by JiffyPop Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Tennessee Hardware shop has put up a sign that says "No Gays Allowed". His homophobia is readily explained by the other sign in his shop "Today's Special: 25 cents for 12 inch screws!"
←Rate | 06-30-2015 20:55 by JiffyPop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just when I thought North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un couldn't get any weirder, he goes and lets the cast of Jersey Shore cut his hair.
←Rate | 02-20-2015 21:49 by JiffyPop Comments (0)  

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