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   messageicon China claims covid came from an old bat, but Pelosi denies being involved.
←Rate | 05-21-2021 20:30 by Jen Comments (0)  


   messageicon "We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated."
←Rate | 04-21-2011 03:14 by Jen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, if you took all the parking meters downtown and laid them end-to-end, you'd be in jail faster than you can say, "Guinness Book of World Records"
←Rate | 03-30-2011 13:10 by Jen Comments (0)  


   messageicon A nice way to fire people is by throwing them a surprise going away party.
←Rate | 03-30-2011 13:06 by Jen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a problem with me?? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'?? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me?? Sit back down. Can't face me?? Turn the hell around.
←Rate | 03-30-2011 12:59 by Jen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am addicted to updating my Facebook status. The first step is admitting I have a problem, right??
←Rate | 01-21-2011 21:41 by Jen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I walked into Kwik Trip to pay for the gas & get a soda. It said, "Brat Day $1.50" in big letters!! This explains so much of the kids' behavior!!
←Rate | 01-21-2011 21:39 by Jen Comments (0)  



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