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   messageicon I changed my passwords to incorrect, so when I forget it tells me. Your password is incorrect. . .
←Rate | 01-14-2018 18:29 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any single women looking to sexually abuse a grown man, asking for a friend. . .
←Rate | 01-14-2018 12:31 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Musical Electric Chairs. For death row inmates. Lets make it fun and televise it. . .
←Rate | 01-09-2018 19:15 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may not be boyfriend material, but I am use me for sex material. . .
←Rate | 12-22-2017 20:42 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon What people need are Café Mocha Marijuana Latte's. . .
←Rate | 12-14-2017 09:27 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some times you have to ask yourself. Is it worth the rug burn. . .
←Rate | 11-28-2017 19:21 by JAB Comments (1)  


   messageicon New walking dead movie coming out, featuring Keith Richards. . .
←Rate | 10-06-2017 19:30 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon And in the news today. Keith Richards is not dead yet. . .
←Rate | 10-05-2017 15:27 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon O.J wants to move to Florida. Florida doesn't want him. He can move in with me, think of all the publicity I'll get. . .
←Rate | 10-01-2017 18:14 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon My x-Girlfriend's cell phone got more attention than I did. I asked her, how long does it have to vibrate before you get off !
←Rate | 09-27-2017 07:52 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon College wall posts, Welcome back students. Sex is not allowed in the dorm rooms. The students are like, " Yeah Right "
←Rate | 09-01-2017 16:55 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Adrenalin highs are my favorite, it helps me conserve my weed. . .
←Rate | 08-16-2017 16:27 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am all for the death penalty, but I think we should make it interesting and fun. Make it a game and play musical electric chairs. When the music goes off one chair gets a nice charge. . .
←Rate | 06-18-2017 01:13 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon For now on, should United airlines lose a passengers baggage. That passenger has a right to kick a$$ on one of their employees. . .
←Rate | 04-13-2017 17:58 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was going to moving to Russia if Hillary won the election. . .
←Rate | 03-03-2017 23:47 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you know is not for some people smoking Marijuana the murder rate would be a lot higher than it is.. So get high and keep the murder rate low. . .
←Rate | 02-25-2017 08:48 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all the transgender BS going on. I am worried about claiming to be a man. I'm confused. . .
←Rate | 02-24-2017 16:20 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Madonna was offering blowjobs to men for their vote for Hillary. I took the blow job and still voted for Trump. . .
←Rate | 02-24-2017 08:49 by JAB Comments (2)  


   messageicon Ever have one of those nights you were almost involved in a threesome, but one hand fell asleep. . .
←Rate | 02-22-2017 20:35 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's more important. The prick of the roses or the prick giving them. . .
←Rate | 02-14-2017 19:10 by JAB Comments (0)  

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