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   messageicon Today concerns where raised when a glory hole was found in a public toilet. Immediately the Police were called and they are now looking into it.
←Rate | 09-19-2016 23:01 by Goldie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everytime this post gets liked a Jihadist gets killed.
←Rate | 09-19-2016 08:33 by Goldie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know if they give awards for commercials, but that ad with Kate Upton riding a horse should win all of them.
←Rate | 12-15-2014 20:39 by Goldie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't always drink coffee, but when I do I drink Starbucks Pumkin spiced latte. Stay caffienated my friends.
←Rate | 09-08-2011 16:34 by Goldie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked Santa for Natalie Portman for Christmas. He said "No, you'll shoot her eye out".
←Rate | 12-22-2010 01:17 by Goldie Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks I just stepped in a bouquet of oopsei dasies.
←Rate | 02-26-2010 11:50 by Goldie Comments (0)  


   messageicon hasn't slept for ten days.........................................because that would be too long.
←Rate | 02-26-2010 11:48 by Goldie Comments (1)  


   messageicon Just put a down payment on my yellow submarine.
←Rate | 02-26-2010 11:45 by Goldie Comments (0)  


   messageicon now interactive on facebook. If you move your arrow keys on the keyboard it controlls my left ear. Have fun!
←Rate | 02-26-2010 11:44 by Goldie Comments (0)  



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