GaryKoenig Funny Status Messages

   Santa said I've been so good this year that he put me at the top of his nice list.

   Why do people say, "Tuna fish sandwich"? Nobody says, "Chicken Bird Sandwich".

   I didn't even realize how broke I was until someone stole my identity and it ruined their life.

   Just checked my bank account. And it looks like everyone is getting text messages for Christmas.

   Before you mock children who still believe in Santa, remember there are still adults who believe everything they read on Facebook.

   Santa has been reading your posts all year. Most of you are getting dictionaries.

   They say it's better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody?

   My level of sarcasm is to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

   Companies need to stop making employees feel guilty for taking vacation days and time off just because they failed to hire a sufficient amount of people.

   Do the Chinese realize when visiting the USA they're buying souvenirs made in their country?