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   messageicon Accompanied by girlfriend to a special screening of "Magic Mike XXL" last night. The nudity....The foul language.... The ladies screaming at the top of their lungs. And that was just me standing in line for popcorn....
←Rate | 06-29-2015 07:30 by FLA PAULY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just kicked an empty soda can and somehow scored a goal against Brazil.
←Rate | 07-10-2014 05:17 by FLA PAULY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Westboro Batist Church founder dead!!!! Who's up for a funeral protest?!?!?!
←Rate | 03-20-2014 12:01 by FLA PAULY Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's God Bless... Not Good Bless.... And that's why we look like morons!!
←Rate | 02-04-2014 09:16 by FLA PAULY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm shocked that Chris Christie would be involved in the blocking of a major artery.
←Rate | 01-09-2014 06:06 by FLA PAULY Comments (1)  


   messageicon Miracle birth AND resurrection! Making Frosty the Snowman my personal savior.
←Rate | 12-22-2013 06:54 by FLA PAULY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Government opens. Confederate flags at half mast.
←Rate | 10-17-2013 03:43 by FLA PAULY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congress is making it look like the British Royal family is doing a lot.
←Rate | 10-05-2013 05:21 by FLA PAULY Comments (1)  


   messageicon My girlfriend just asked me to make her feel special. So I gave her a helmet and a box of crayons.
←Rate | 09-16-2013 14:34 by FLA PAULY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Read Putin's Op-Ed in the New York Times. This crap would have been a lot more believable if after every paragraph he said "....Mr. Bond."
←Rate | 09-13-2013 04:35 by FLA PAULY Comments (0)  



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