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   messageicon I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
←Rate | 11-29-2011 15:41 by Elf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
←Rate | 09-28-2011 11:14 by ELF Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
←Rate | 09-27-2011 11:36 by ELF Comments (0)  



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