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   messageicon Me: Hi, my name is Bob and I'm an alcoholic AAA: Sir this is triple A Me: I know, I'm explaining why my car is in the lake
←Rate | 04-22-2022 13:49 by bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon I remember when I was younger you use to be able to eat at restaurants.
←Rate | 05-04-2020 16:26 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon I’m really liking this social distancing rule. Can we make this law?
←Rate | 03-18-2020 08:56 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon Still waiting on the "Once you go black, you never go back" episode of Mythbusters.
←Rate | 01-10-2019 17:34 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra size.
←Rate | 01-05-2019 10:13 by Bob Comments (2)  

   messageicon I came home one day all proud as can be with my report card, I said to my mom, look I got a B in Reading, she said to me that's a D you moron!
←Rate | 01-05-2019 08:27 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps.
←Rate | 01-05-2019 08:09 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon OMG.... I hate waiting in lines... I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect.
←Rate | 01-05-2019 06:55 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's really cold out there folks. If you're heading out to Walmart, please wear two pairs of pajamas.
←Rate | 01-04-2019 15:48 by Bob Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was walking on the beach yesterday when I noticed this guy in the ocean splashing around and yelling " shark, help, shark!!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
←Rate | 01-04-2019 14:03 by Bob Comments (0)  


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