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   messageicon Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
←Rate | 04-11-2011 23:41 by bert Comments (0)  


   messageicon No Lady Gaga, ou weren't born that way. We can all see your Adam's Apple. Its sort of gross.
←Rate | 04-09-2011 21:54 by bert Comments (0)  


   messageicon They passed a budget last nigt and the Fereral Government STILL shutdown today! Oh wait... its Saturday isn't it?
←Rate | 04-09-2011 21:34 by bert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to the holiday this status is closed. Will reopen tomorrow at 8am. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 11:16 by Bert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just wrecked myself...I sure wish I would've checked myself beforehand.
←Rate | 11-30-2010 16:02 by bert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!
←Rate | 10-08-2010 19:11 by BERT Comments (0)  


   messageicon was riding the escalator the other day, and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half..
←Rate | 10-07-2010 23:51 by bert Comments (3)  


   messageicon Just walked in the shower with my socks on....AGAIN
←Rate | 12-14-2009 22:07 by bert Comments (0)  



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